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Please leave this site if:
1. You are under the age of 21.
2. Never shop on-line.
3. Easily offended.
4. No sense of humor.
5. Only use MySpace.
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This is an Agreement between TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. and any User of this Web site (Site) or the services and information contained herein (Service). A “User” is defined as any person who visits this TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. Site. By using this Service and Site, you expressly agree to the following terms and conditions:
1. Disclaimer of Warranties.
You expressly understand and agree that:
Your use of the Service and Site is at your sole risk. The Service and Site is provided on an “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” basis. TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. and its third party service providers expressly disclaim all warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability, bitchiness and non-infringement. User represents and warrants that he/she is over the age of 21, and will only provide access to this Site and Service to individuals over the age of 21. No warranty is made by TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. regarding any information, services, or products provided through or in connection with this Service and Site, and TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. hereby expressly disclaims any and all warranties, including without limitation: any warranties as to the availability, accuracy, or content of information, products, or services; any warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose; and warranty that this Service or Site will meet your requirements; the Service or Site will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error-free; the results that may be obtained from the use of the Service or Site will be accurate or reliable; or the quality of any products, services, information, or other material purchased or obtained by you through the Service or Site will meet your expectations. Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties or the limitation or exclusion of liability for incidental or consequential damages, and accordingly, some of the above limitations may not apply to you. Any material downloaded or otherwise obtained through the use of this service is done at your own discretion and risk, and you will be solely responsible for any potential damage to your computer system or loss of data that results from the download of any such material. No advice or information, whether oral or written, obtained by you from this Service and Site, from TheBitchSociety.com, Inc., or our third party service providers, will create any warranty not expressly stated herein.
2. No Endorsement of User Content. You acknowledge and agree that TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. does not endorse the content of any User and is not responsible or liable for any content, even though it may be unlawful, harassing, libelous, privacy invading, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, obscene, or otherwise objectionable, or that it infringes or may infringe the intellectual property or other rights of another. You acknowledge that TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. does not pre-screen any User posted content, but that TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. and its designees will have the right (but not the obligation) in its sole discretion to refuse, edit, move or remove any content that is publicly available via this Service or Site.
3. Limitation of Liability. You agree that TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. will not be liable to you for any harms, which lawyers
and courts often call direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential or exemplary damages, including but not limited to, damages for loss of profits, goodwill, use, data, humiliation, or other intangible losses (even if TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. has been advised of the possibility of such damages), resulting from: (i) the use or the inability to use the Service or Site; (ii) the cost of getting substitute goods and services resulting from any products, data, information or services purchased or obtained or messages received or transactions entered into through or from the Service or Site; (iii) unauthorized access to or alteration of your transmissions or data; (iv) statements or conduct of anyone on the Service or Site; or (v) any other matter relating to the Service or Site. If, notwithstanding the other provisions of this Agreement, TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. is found to be liable to you for any damage or loss which arises out of our is any way connected to your use of this Service or Site, TheBitchSociety.com, Inc.’s liability shall in no event exceed the greater of (i) the total of any subscription or similar fees paid in the six months prior to the date of the initial claim made against TheBitchSociety.com, or (ii) US$5.00.
4. Indemnification. You agree to protect and fully compensate TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. and its service providers from any and all third-party claims, liability, damages, expenses and costs (including, but not limited to, reasonable attorneys fees) arising from your use of this Service or Site, your violation of the Agreement or your infringement, or infringement by any other user of your account, of any intellectual property or other right of anyone.
5. Entertainment Purposes Only.
TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. has provided this Service and Site exclusively for informational and entertainment purposes only. This Service or Site, or anything contained on it, are not meant to be a substitute for medical, health, legal, or financial advice from a professional. Consult with your professional for any specific medical, health, legal, or financial concern.
TheBitchSociety.com, Inc.’s rights under this Agreement may not be waived unless TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. agrees to such change in writing. This Agreement is personal to you and you may assign this agreement only with TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. prior written approval. Any other attempt to assign, transfer or delegate this Agreement shall be null and void.
6. The Agreement This Agreement is governed by the laws of the State of South Carolina, U.S.A., and to the Moon and Back, without regard to its conflicts of law provisions; and you hereby consent to the jurisdiction of and venue in the federal and state courts located in South Carolina, U.S.A., and to the Moon and Back, in all disputes arising out of or relating to this Service or Site. In addition, you hereby consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of and venue in such courts for any action commenced by you against us (or our affiliates). Use of this Service or Site is unauthorized in any jurisdiction that does not give effect to all provisions of these terms and conditions, including without limitation this section. You shall not use this Service or Site in any manner contrary to local, state or federal law. TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. expressly disclaims any and all responsibility or liability for any action by you that is contrary to such law(s) and reserves the right to terminate your service immediately upon notice for your failure to comply with any such local, state or federal law. If any part of this Agreement is determined to be invalid or unenforceable pursuant to applicable law including, but not limited to, the warranty disclaimers and liability limitations set forth above, then the invalid or unenforceable provision will be deemed superseded by a valid, enforceable provision that most closely matches the intent of the original provision and the remainder of the Agreement shall continue in effect. This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. with respect to the Service and Site and it supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written, between you and TheBitchSociety.com, Inc. with respect to the Service. A printed version of this Agreement and any notice given in electronic form shall be admissible in judicial or administrative proceedings based upon or relating to this Agreement to the same extent and subject to the same conditions as other business documents and records originally generated and maintained in printed form.