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Who is your Bitchy Celeb Alter Ego?

September 24, 2015 by in
What is your inner bitchonailty like?
Take the quiz to find out what celebrity your bitchy alter ego would be.
1. Select your cocktail of choice:
Vodka & Pineapple
Whiskey
Wine
Beer
2. A co-worker eats your lunch so you:
Let it roll off, it’s not worth the drama
Swipe their lunch tomorrow – payback’s a bitch
Confront them – IDGAF
Leave a passive aggressive note in the break room for everyone to read
3. It’s “that time” of the month again and you seek comfort in:
Your favorite sweats & binge eating anything chocolate
Blaring your favorite song on repeat for hours at a time
Beating the shit out of the bag at kick boxing class
Curse at anyone who crosses your path
4. You see a girl hitting on your man at the bar, you:
Walk up, proceed to have a make-out sesh, and claim what’s yours
Make a scene and curse that bitch out
Round up your girls and “go in”
Grab your man and storm out
5. On a typical night with the girls, your favorite pastime is:
Wine, gossip and PJ’s
Looking sexy and showing off your moves at the club
Happy hour at your favorite spot
I don’t get along with other girls, bitches be trippin
6. When running errands on the weekend your look consists of:
Jeans and your favorite T
Skinnies and a revealing top
Yoga gear
Whatever you wore to bed
7. Someone swipes the parking space you’ve been waiting patiently for so you take it upon yourself to:
Let karma handle it supposedly she’s a bitch
Key their car
Slash their tires
Leave a nasty note on their windshield
8. Your favorite style of panties is:
Bikini–sexy yet comfortable
Thong- panty lines are a thing of the past
Boy Shorts – everyone likes a little cheek peak
Commando- panties? “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
9. Your morning routine takes you:
An hour tops
Late morning or early afternoon, same difference
As long as it takes to look on point – people will wait
Thirty minutes or less
10. Your favorite shad of lipstick is:
BabyPink
Candy Apple Red
Nude or anything neutral
Some clear gloss will do
Who is your Bitchy Celeb Alter Ego?
Britney Spears
Your inner bitch doesn’t always show but if you’re pushed too hard, people better watch out!
Who is your Bitchy Celeb Alter Ego?
Nicki Minaj
Your confidence and bitchy attitude may put others off but you don’t mind the haters – they’re just jealous. Intimidation is what you do best.
Who is your Bitchy Celeb Alter Ego?
Nene Leaks
Your bitchy and confrontational personality comes through most when you’re around your crew. Even when you’re flying solo, others better not underestimate because you will not take shit from anyone.
Who is your Bitchy Celeb Alter Ego?
Kelly Osbourne
You’re a passive aggressive bitch that steers clear of others. You may be the worst kind because no one will be prepared when you strike.
Who is your Bitchy Celeb Alter Ego?
Khloé Kardashian
You’re a strong willed secure bitch but you still know how to keep it classy. Your confident vibe prevents those from testing your patience often but when they do they best be prepared.